Scheduling: A Poem
Scheduling: A Poem
Five committee members need to sit in a room.
Can I arrange this to happen anytime soon?
Are you free committee member number five?
No, ma’am not me, I’m working on a bee hive.
Are you free committee member number four?
No, ma’am not me, he just walked out the door.
Are you free committee member number three?
No ma’am not me, I’m going to Spain for free.
Are you free committee member number two?
No ma’am not me, I have other things to do.
Are you free committee member number one?
No ma’am not me, no time, work, I have a ton.
Five committee members need to sit in a room.
How am I supposed to make this happen soon?
Wait committee member number five,
What months are the seasons for bee hives?
Wait committee member number four,
Can you just skype and not walk out the door?
Wait committee member number three,
We can meet after you go to Spain for free.
Wait committee member number two,
My meeting is important too.
Wait committee member number one,
This is part of your job, your works not done.
Five committee members need to sit in a room.
I can make this happen almost soon?
Compile the calendars and compare.
I’ll try hard to not pull out my hair.
There are two dates you are all available
And we can find a time that’s comparable.
Five committee members will sit in a room.
Now what do I do?
Better get my presentation together soon.
Amanda Labuza
